Birthday!

I know there are plenty of readers out there that would love to spank me 35 times today, but alas I remain pseudo-anonymous, known only by the gloss bestowed upon me in college for my freestyle rap skills (which have subsequently eroded with age). To celebrate my wife is taking me for the bleu cheese reduction steak at Holdren's, then leaving me in the tender care of my friends for some beverages at EOS. My pal Rob Malanca will be strumming and singing there tonight, and the boys have promised the wife that I won't get in trouble despite the fact that I have a three tequila shot minimum during these kinds of affairs. History proves that only one can harm me, but hey, I'm 35.

Cheers!