Thursday, May 31, 2007

Defending Dr. Laura

Apparently the lefties in town don't like Dr. Laura. I'm not sure if it's their love for abortion, their affinity for promiscuity, their deep rooted hate for their own children, or a combination of the three, but it's there. What sane person would be surprised that The Average Man and his cohorts would take the opportunity of an unfounded news story to put Dr. Laura to the screws? I thought it was innocent until proven guilty in this country, but not in their world. Not unless we're talking about Bill Clinton getting orally stimulated in the oval office or some democrat stuffing classified documents down his pants. They hate Dr. Laura for the same reason they love Whoopi Goldberg. They are attracted to filth.

Now I'm no angel, and I'm not wearing a sign around my neck that says I'm a perfect person, but I know the difference between wrong and right, good and evil. Dr. Laura, while she may appear hypocritical considering her history, is by all accounts a good person. So she sounds mean when she's biting off a caller's head for asking if it's okay to leave her nine year old kid unsupervised while she goes shopping for new shoes, but the gist of her program is that we should all "go do the right thing." What's wrong with that, you ask? I don't know, ask my local lefties. They're blasting a lady who preaches monogamy. They slam a girl who believes that a Mother's direct care for their infant is better than a day care provider. I think that they think that Dr. Laura thinks she is infallible, but I never saw her wear the Pope's hat. Because she let some guy take some nudies of her twenty years ago she's not fit to preach ethics. I'm not going to begrudge them their choice of porn. So the pictures weren't the most attractive things I've seen on the internet, I agree. But just because she stripped for the camera she's the biggest hypocrite alive? Give me a break. At least they were, well, artsy.

So it all boils down to this: the left loves their porn, just as long as it's not Dr. Laura in the latest issue of Hustler. It's a hypocrite calling someone else a hypocrite. How shocking. Here's a piece of advice for The Average Man, Trekking Left, Lie_Machine, and even George: in the afternoons from three until six, don't listen to AM 1490. It's really that easy! And even though you all despise the News-Press (but still read it all the time), just don't look for her column when she returns. You don't have to listen and you don't have to read it.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

you can tell this guy masterbates to ogrish..

Anonymous said...

your a man....and you listen to Dr. Laura? Why dont you just cut your balls off now?

Anonymous said...

Why do we need a WAR TZAR?
The title alone is an embarassment.

ps. defending DrL, is this even necessary? who cares about that filthy rich bitch.

Anonymous said...

With defenders like you she won't need enemies. You're kiddin'? Poor DrL.

Anonymous said...

ISn't this the same Dr. Laura that told you not to marry your wife when you called her up on her show? Hmmmm.....

M.C. Confrontation said...

Yes it's the same Dr. Laura that said she didnt know why we were getting married. AND called me the son of the devil. I can still get with her though...

Anonymous said...

mcc...it's called sadomasochism. ;-]