The Irrelevant's Last Headline (we hope)

The self appointed "face of the anti-war movement" has quit. Boo hoo.

So shocking that Cindy Sheehan has decided that the toll that all that annoying whining on TV and radio has taken on her body and mind is just too much. Forget about the fact that she is one of the most irrelevant people to ever appear on the airwaves. Forget about her anti-American spewing ugly mug glaring at us through Bill Maher's monitor. Forget about the fact that she self-glossed herself as the personification of a major segment of our American society (allegedly). Forget about her entirely, if you can. I know I am going to try to banish the memory of this nasally whiner from my memory forever, but I do fear that we have not seen the last of her. Some folks just can't stay away from the spotlight, however undeserved that light may be. For now I'll revel in the fact that tomorrow when I refresh Drudge she won't be there. God please don't let her be there...